Science fiction writer Jerry Pournelle once concocted a bit of wisdom
which I've come to endorse quite heavily, which he called the Iron Law
of Bureaucracy. Loosely paraphrased, this dictates that "any
organization, regardless of its original purpose, will inevitably be
taken over by individuals who care nothing for that purpose, but only
for the perpetuation of the organization itself". So, if you start a
charity called The Feed-The-Hungry-Babies Foundation or something, then
no matter how much you
care about feeding the hungry babies, the people that you hire to
fulfill the Foundation's organizational needs (lawyers, accountants, PR
specialists, and above all the people who solicit donations on your
behalf, who are essentially salesmen, only the product is "feeling good
about yourself because you helped this great charity fulfill its
mission"), while they might care about the baby-feeding somewhat, care
more about keeping their jobs. Thusly, they will work to turn the
Foundation into a more self-sustaining corporate monolith, and their
work will result in the Foundation growing and bloating into a more and
more bureaucratic, inefficient institution, whose baby-feeding
activities are now distinctly secondary compared to the things it does
simply to keep itself alive. All the employees of this giant social
machine are now collaboratively working to ensure that they keep their
nice stable careers, and very few hungry babies are actually getting
fed. The babies are no longer the point, The FTHB Foundation
Incorporated, LLC is the point, and it will only be a matter of time
before it ends up buying some Monsanto subsidiary to expand its profit
margins, and the new Strategic Vision Manager will "reclassify" the
original baby-feeding department as being contrary to their new
food-industry platform, which is projected to produce more sustainable
earnings over the next six quarters, so fuck those babies really, we all
have 410Ks and vacation plans to think about, and that's obviously
what's really important. That's what corporations do, that's their
entire nature and purpose - they convince those within the Company
stockade to disregard the welfare of anything that isn't part of the
Company. And thus, the Iron Law rules with an iron fist over the
behavior of all such organizations; even if they're founded as charities
or the like, they still have all the trappings of a corporate entity,
and people who have worked for Berkshire Hathaway or Sam's Club
Incorporated or the like will end up working for them too, any time they
think it better suits their own selfish interests to insinuate
themselves into that company instead.
I for one intend to see a day arrive when the Iron Law is provably false.
I'm very interested in figuring out what that would take. Is it
possible to incorporate a charitable trust or the like, and put bylaws
into place which no amount of human selfishness and greed is
capable of changing? I don't know if there's any way to do this - what
one person builds, another can pretty much always unbuild - but if some
way of at least getting close could be found, then I'd like to see an
institution founded under a charter which mandates its own dissolution, the exact moment that Job #1 is so much as rivaled
in importance by the self-interest of its own workers. Indeed, I'd go
further - while every organization needs to grow and recruit new people
in order to remain vital, this one would actively seek to avoid
incentivizing anyone to join it, because it would not be interested in
having anyone working for it who is even the slightest bit selfish. If
you need to be bribed into taking a job, then that job is not the right
job for you; my hypothetical foundation would not want employees who
desperately cling to their positions, but ones who are confident that
they will land on their feet if and when I shutter the company's doors,
rather than sacrifice one inch of its raison d'etre upon the altar of
someone's personal avarice.
As one of those desperate, unconfident employees myself, I'm definitely guilty of perpetuating the Iron Law,
which is one of the reasons I'm not really pursuing work in the
nonprofit sector - I would be too likely to become the kind of parasite I
despise. I prefer to work in the corporate world, even though I hate
corporations, because there I at least feel that I have a right to
vampirically drain my salary out of their financial lifeblood, while
contributing as little as I can get away with in exchange; such
economies are the entire reason capitalism exists, the CEO is doing it
too, so he can hardly fault me for it. (Well, he can, but it
won't sting me to realize it's true, as it would if I were working for a
charity and realized that I cared more for my job than for its cause.)
Nevertheless, as an idealistic and deeply hypocritical zealot for the
principles of justice and honesty, I continue to crusade in search of a
purpose which can defy the Iron Law's bars, and remain pure enough in
its devotion to deserve my allegiance. Such an agency would never
seduce people into its service with false promises of prosperity; it
would tell them right to their face that the work is low-paying,
frustrating, and capable of disappearing at a moment's notice. And I,
at least in theory, would gladly sign on regardless, because I would be
one of the tiny handful of people who want to work there, in particular,
not just for the sake of a paycheck, but so that I can feel good about
what I'm doing with my life.
Monday, March 9, 2015
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